2) I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't put it down (rim shot!)
3) Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV (rim shot again!).
4) What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant:)
I know everyone has missed Clean Joke Monday, so here it is: Clean Joke Monday, Spring Break Edition! The theme for today is Random Short jokes, not jokes about random short people, that would be mean!
1) Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap!
Congratulations to Uniontown Eagles Danielle Howard and Karleigh Schoenberger for making the lists. Go Eagles!
Sports in Kansas: 2020 Girls Basketball Stat Leaders (PPG, RPG, APG, SPG, BPG)
VIEW: https://shar.es/aH2erf
Congratulations to Uniontown Eagle Jake Harvey for making a list.
Sports in Kansas: 2020 Boys Basketball Statewide Stat Leaders (PPG, RPG, APG, SPG, BPG)
VIEW: https://shar.es/aHrVry
Thank you to our USD 235 Food Service Director Michelle and the cooking staff (Jodi, Janet, Candy, Lisa, Tami, and Charli) who’ve been making meals this week for our students. Thank you for all the work you do for our staff and students throughout the year.
Thank you our USD 235 maintenance and custodial staff (Mark, Steve, Jeff, and Trenton) who’ve been deep cleaning facilities this week. Thank you for all you do to keep our community safe and for all of the work you do for our staff and students throughout the year.
Visit our website for any resources you may be looking for regarding the Coronavirus COVID-19 at uniontown235.org/o/uniontown-us… We are also including links to all of our district communications as well.

UHS Athletes: I Like You, am disappointed that the Spring season has been Canceled. We are Uniontown Eagles ; We will Survive this. Any of you wanting to order Patches Can contact me & I will get them ordered. jmason@uniontown235.org or text 6202153113.Soar Eagles Soar

UJH/UHS Students - I have sent you a letter through your school email. Please take time to read it. I have also posted it on our school website in the News section. Take care, and I hope to see all of you soon!
Embrace what we have!

Kansas coronavirus update: Governor asks schools to close; KDHE wants travelers to quarantine at home
https://t.co/8zSNFDJafh?amp=1

Important new information on recommendations for travelers, close contacts and those being tested for COVID-19.
https://khap2.kdhe.state.ks.us/NewsRelease/PDFs/3-15-20%20Quarantine%20recommendations%20FINAL.pdf

I participated in a webinar earlier today with KDHE, KSDE, and Gov. Kelly’s Chief of Staff regarding the Coronavirus Pandemic. Board President Jason Sutterby joined me. We will continue to monitor and provide updates. We will follow all KDHE guidelines to keep our students and staff as safe as possible. - Superintendent Bret Howard

If you would like to find out more about the Rural Health Clinic project that Uniontown Ruritan Club is coordinating, please join us for an informative meeting on March 29th.

8th Grade Computer Applications class is doing some cool things with 3D Printing!
Alexis Herring is pictured holding her pencil holder.

The UHS Choir performed the National Anthem at the KSHSAA 2A State Basketball tournament in Manhattan, KS on Wednesday. The choir performed very well, and had a lot of fun on the trip. We are so grateful for this amazing opportunity to represent Uniontown.

The FFA Trip is still happening!
Despite the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo cancelling due to the Coronavirus scare, we are still leaving tomorrow morning at 4:00 AM.
We will continue with our tours tomorrow and our trip to Six Flags on Friday. Saturday we will attend the Oklahoma Youth Expo Livestock Show in Oklahoma City instead of going on to Houston.
We will still return home on Sunday afternoon, maybe a little earlier than originally planned.
Congrats to the Uniontown FFA Agriculture Sales team for placing 2nd at today’s Southeast District FFA contest in Iola.
Individually:
Zach Snyder placed 4th
Drew Perry placed 7th
Clay Brillhart places 8th
Luke George was just outside the top 10

UHS Winter Athletic Banquet 6:30pm UHS Commons
Monday, March 16.
Spring Sports Parent meetings for JH & HS will Follow the Banquet @ Approximately 8:00 PM
Hope to See you at Both .!!!!!

SUMMER DRIVERS ED SIGN UP: MARCH 18 6:30 PM @ UHS
SESSION ONE: MAY 22 - JUNE 5
SESSION TWO: JULY 6 - JULY 17
SESSION THREE: JULY 20 - JULY 31
SESSION 3 WILL BE OFFERED ONLY IF THE FIRST TWO SESSIONS FILL UP AND THERE IS ENOUGH STUDENTS TO MERIT A THIRD SESSION.
